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  1. Because... Why The F*ck Not.
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  4. You are guaranteed a response if you message me from within the Members Area. In case you haven't noticed, the world has basically gone to Helena Handbasket (Slava Ukraini). You can thank all them "rooosky bots" (and the like) for making the internet the bastion of cynicism that it is today.
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